1. The Mumbles
A village in Great Britain. See also England.
2. Fantasy Island
"Da Plane, Da Plane". The TV show where people found out what they really wanted was to stay off cheesy 70's TV. See also 70's.
3. Please Park in Our Rear
My mom and I would get the giggles every time we saw this sign in front of a store. See also Sophomoric.
4. Rolling Rubber
This is a tire store in Cedar City, Utah. See also Sophomoric.
5. Hairy Butt Rash
This seems to be the latest insult on the playground where I was on recess duty.
6. Toquerville, Utah
It sounds like "Toker ville," but many people mistakenly pronounce it "To queer ville."
7. Exciter Box
The jet engine equivalent of a magneto (which, quite frankly, I didn't realize was real either).
Funny Things to Do
9. Create an Email Alert for May 21 Doomsday
When I searched May 21 on Google, this is what I got. Like I'll need an email telling me the world is ending. See also Computers.
10. Don't Look at a Pig While You're Pregnant
My grandma gave me this advice so my kids wouldn't be born ugly. See also Old-Timey.