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What Type of Dog Gets Sad when He Eats Fruit?

A melon-collie. See also Dogs, Fruits, Puns.


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Dad jokes. The best jokes.

ShePotato on August 24, 2020

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hm...a child

ocean eyed girl on September 1, 2020

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Melon Collie and the infinite sadness

The Smashing Pumpkins on September 30, 2020

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This is a rip off of Calvin and Hobbes

Z on February 18, 2021

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