15 Entries Tagged “Snakes”

Funny Animals

1. Blunthead Tree Snake

Also known as Imantodes Cenchoa, this is a snake whose eyeballs each take up 26% of the space in its head. Needless to say, they’re goofy looking. See also Snakes.

Added by a Guest on April 27, 2022| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2. What do you call a snake with the head of a pigeon?

Successful. See also Birds, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on November 15, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

3. Necks with Faces

Also known as snakes. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on January 13, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

4. Legless Lizards

Seriously, not a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on August 13, 2020| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

5. Snakes Are Literally Just Heads with Tails

See also Snakes.

Added by a Guest on May 30, 2020| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

6. Arabian Sand Boa

A snake that looks like some kind of kid's sock puppet. See also Snakes.

Added by a Guest on January 16, 2020| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

7. Why Don't Snakes Like High Fives?

Because it reminds them that they don't have any arms. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

8. Danger Noodle Shaky Tail

Watch out, they have death juice on their mouth spikes! See also Snakes.

Added by a Guest on March 29, 2019| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

9. Don't Stomp Snek

The more modern version of "Don't Tread on Me". And it even has 13 letters. See also Snakes.

Added by a Guest on March 4, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

10. Snake Puppy

Also known as a ferret. See also Snakes.

Added by a Guest on February 13, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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