14 Entries Tagged “Snakes”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What do you call a snake with the head of a pigeon?

Successful. See also Birds, Snakes.

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Funny Euphemisms

2. Necks with Faces

Also known as snakes. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on January 13, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

3. Legless Lizards

Seriously, not a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on August 13, 2020| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

4. Snakes Are Literally Just Heads with Tails

See also Snakes.

Added by a Guest on May 30, 2020| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

5. Arabian Sand Boa

A snake that looks like some kind of kid's sock puppet. See also Snakes.

Added by a Guest on January 16, 2020| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

6. Why Don't Snakes Like High Fives?

Because it reminds them that they don't have any arms. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

7. Danger Noodle Shaky Tail

Watch out, they have death juice on their mouth spikes! See also Snakes.

Added by a Guest on March 29, 2019| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

8. Don't Stomp Snek

The more modern version of "Don't Tread on Me". And it even has 13 letters. See also Snakes.

Added by a Guest on March 4, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

9. Snake Puppy

Also known as a ferret. See also Snakes.

Added by a Guest on February 13, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

10. Snake Clowns

Batman's greatest fear in The Lego Batman Movie. See also Clowns, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on October 6, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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