Entries Tagged “Reptiles”

Funny Questions

1. Why Don't Snakes Like High Fives?

Because it reminds them that they don't have any arms. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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Funny Euphemisms

3. American Murder Log

Also known as alligators. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Books

4. Shelley the Hyper-Active Turtle Shop

Shelley's AD/HD leads to some some bumpy times at school, on the bus, and with other kids. See also Reptiles.

Added by a Guest on October 9, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

5. Danger Noodle

Like Nope Rope, another nickname for a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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Funny Nicknames

6. Nope Rope

A more accurate name for a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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Funny Animals

7. Eastern Long-necked Turtle

A turtle that looks like it has a snake for a neck. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Animals

8. Mexican Axolotl

A strange salamander resembling a naked newt with a cartoon smiley face. See also Reptiles.

Added by eSister on January 30, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

9. Don't Wake the Snake

See also Reptiles.

Added by Ryan on January 27, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

10. He Does Everything Like He's Killing Snakes

A person who can't focus but takes on every task with excessive vim. And vigor. See also Reptiles.

Added by Tanabanana on July 25, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

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