21 Entries Tagged “Reptiles”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Do You Call a Slow Turtle?

A turtle. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Animals

2. Gekko Gecko

Scientific name for Tokay gecko. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Animals

3. Crocodile Frog

Honestly, I’m scared. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Questions

4. What Do You Call an Alligator Who Starts Fights?

An instigator. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Toys

5. Gotta Go Turdle Shop

Batteries included. See also Reptiles, Scatological.

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Funny Animals

6. Armadillo Girdled Lizard

When threatened, it bites its tail and turns into a wheel. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Euphemisms

7. Necks with Faces

Also known as snakes. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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Funny Euphemisms

8. Florida Murder Log

Also known as an alligator. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Animals

9. Legless Lizards

Seriously, not a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on August 13, 2020| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

10. Why Don't Snakes Like High Fives?

Because it reminds them that they don't have any arms. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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