18 Entries Tagged “Reptiles”

Funny Questions

1. What Do You Call an Alligator Who Starts Fights?

An instigator. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Toys

2. Gotta Go Turdle Shop

Batteries included. See also Reptiles, Scatological.

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Funny Animals

3. Armadillo Girdled Lizard

When threatened, it bites its tail and turns into a wheel. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Euphemisms

4. Necks with Faces

Also known as snakes. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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Funny Euphemisms

5. Florida Murder Log

Also known as an alligator. See also Reptiles.

Added by a Guest on October 11, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

6. Legless Lizards

Seriously, not a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on August 13, 2020| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

7. Why Don't Snakes Like High Fives?

Because it reminds them that they don't have any arms. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

9. American Murder Log

Also known as alligators. See also Reptiles.

Added by DiwakarDarlami on January 14, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

10. Shelley the Hyper-Active Turtle Shop

Shelley’s ADHD leads to some some bumpy times at school, on the bus, and with other turtle kids. See also Reptiles.

Added by a Guest on October 9, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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