21 Entries Tagged “Reptiles”
Funny Advice
11. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. Remember, you’re raising alligators.
See also Birds, Reptiles.
Funny Books
13. Shelley the Hyper-Active Turtle Shop
Shelley’s ADHD leads to some some bumpy times at school, on the bus, and with other turtle kids. See also Reptiles.
Funny Nicknames
14. Danger Noodle
Like Nope Rope, another nickname for a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.
Funny Animals
16. Eastern Long-necked Turtle
A turtle that looks like it has a snake for a neck. See also Reptiles.
Funny Animals
17. Mexican Axolotl
A strange salamander resembling a naked newt with a cartoon smiley face. See also Reptiles.
Funny Sayings
19. He Does Everything Like He's Killing Snakes
A person who can't focus but takes on every task with excessive vim. And vigor. See also Reptiles.
Funny Books
20. What’s Wrong With My Snake? Shop
For starters, its owner owns a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.