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Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. Remember, you’re raising alligators.

See also Birds, Reptiles.


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Cool Emoji on June 27, 2019

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Do I count the alligators then??

moosey goose on March 30, 2020

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Wait- I thought I was raising meese!

book farmer on December 2, 2020

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