2. Borrow Money from Pessimist They Don't Expect It Back
if you follow my advice you are homeless
3. Dear Self-proclaimed Photographers the Quickest Way to Make Money is by Selling Your Cameras
7. If Something's Hard to Do. It's Not Worth Doing
take it from Homer Simpson See also Simpsons.
Please do not sit on them
9. Zombie Virus
Stop the spread of zombies eat your own flesh
10. American Murder Log
Also known as alligators. See also Reptiles.