alien's Entries

Funny Clothes

1. Salopettes

High-waisted skiing pants with shoulder straps.

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Funny Drinks

2. Chemotherapy Pee

My dad peed in an apple juice container when he was on chemotherapy and my brother drank it, thinking it was apple juice

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Funny Foods

3. Hoecake

A southern-style cornbread

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Funny Foods

4. Slumgullion

A cheap meat stew.

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Funny Instruments

5. A Rubber Chicken

Ever heard of rubber chicken rock? people can make all kinds of songs with rubber chickens

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Funny Instruments

6. Deathmetal Banjo

There is a person on youtube who plays deathmetal banjo

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Funny Insults

7. Clatterfart

Someone who is a gossip or blabbermouth.

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Funny Insults

8. Pronk

A pronk is a weak or foolish individual. It is also used as a verb when referring to antelope and similar animals, meaning to leap with an arched back and stiff legs as a form of display or a sign of being threatened.

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Funny Insults

9. Kibitzer

Yiddish word for backseat driver.

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Funny Insults

10. You Look Like a Blobfish

Ever seen one?

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I'm not an alien, human, i am one of your fellow humans! I would never eat human stew. I only eat ice-cream. Every human eats ice-cream. I would never blast you with lasers. I don't own a spaceship, only a normal car that humans use.

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