alien's Entries
Funny Euphemisms
31. Wrapping Khakis
When a retail-store cashier wrapping your clothing purchases with tissue paper and then putting a sticker on the resulting package, then putting it in a gigantic shopping bag so that you can then go home and rip off all the unnecessary wrapping.
Funny Instruments
32. Mouth Harp
It has such a weird sound, like those jump sound effects in Noop's Odyssey
Funny Phrases
35. Okey Dokey Artichokey
That was on a bag with artichokes inside See also Vegtables.
Funny Questions
37. Why is There a Law That You Can't Have More than Five Bug Parts in Your Food?
Cause why would people want to have bug parts in their food? Has there ever been anybody who went to jail for it?
Funny Toys
40. Sick Rubber Chickenn
It actually barfs and has blue poop, and I made my account right after I posted it as a guest
