47 Entries Tagged “Hair”
Funny People
21. Kenny G.
My aunt loves him--but then, whose aunt doesn't? The G stands for "Gorelick," by the way, which should be its own separate entry. See also Hair, Jazz.
Funny Things to Do
23. Using Your Hair as a Convenient, Any-Time Mustache
For the ladies in the audience. See also Hair, Mustache.
Funny Things
25. The French Mustache
Also known as a pencil mustache. Come on, man up and grow a real mustache! See also French, Hair, Unnecessary.
Funny Euphemisms
27. Going to Part My Hair
My wife's euphemism for disappearing into the bathroom with a magazine. See also Bathroom, Hair, Scatological.
Funny Questions
28. So, Tell Me About Your Hair?
I get this question every time I go to a new salon. Um, it likes sunshine and long walks on the beach? See also Hair.
Funny Sayings
29. I'm Having a Good Face Day
Hey, it's not just hair that can look crappy once in awhile. Some days a face can look better than other days. See also Beauty, Hair.
Funny Things
30. Sensible Haircuts
A short, easy-to-care-for, overly-frosted mom 'do. Looks best when paired with mom jeans. See also Hair.