JD's Entries
Funny People
1. Kenny G.
My aunt loves him--but then, whose aunt doesn't? The G stands for "Gorelick," by the way, which should be its own separate entry. See also Hair, Jazz.
Funny Things to Do
2. Multiple Sneezes
If you're the person across the table, you don't really know when to stop saying "Bless you." After awhile, you wish they'd sort of just knock it off.
Funny Things
3. Stock Photos On Your Website
Nothing says "our operators are standing by" like a hot chick wearing a headset.
Funny Things
4. Eatery Mascots
There's no better way to get folks to try your restaurant than dressing one of your employees in a ridiculous costume and sending him out to the streetcorner to wave at traffic.
Funny Conveyances
5. Winnebagos
Yet another thing named after Native Americans they'd never approve of. Fun to say, though. See also Middle Age.
Funny Things
6. Tapdance Recitals
Much improved when matching glitter top hats and vests are worn. But what isn't?
Funny Products
7. Toupees Shop
The absolute, 100%, sure-fire way to keep your dignity after the age of fifty.
Funny Things
8. Tiny Little Dinosaur Arms.
Rex. Seriously. You gotta start workin' out the upper body. See also Body, Dinosaurs.
Funny Videos
9. Fast Food Employee Training Videos
"Well Chris, there's clean...and then there's MCDONALD'S clean!" See also 70's, Fast Food.
