1. Kenny G.
My aunt loves him--but then, whose aunt doesn't? The G stands for "Gorelick," by the way, which should be its own separate entry. See also Hair, Jazz.
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2. Multiple Sneezes
If you're the person across the table, you don't really know when to stop saying "Bless you." After awhile, you wish they'd sort of just knock it off.
3. Stock Photos On Your Website
Nothing says "our operators are standing by" like a hot chick wearing a headset.
4. Eatery Mascots
There's no better way to get folks to try your restaurant than dressing one of your employees in a ridiculous costume and sending him out to the streetcorner to wave at traffic.
Yet another thing named after Native Americans they'd never approve of. Fun to say, though. See also Middle Age.
6. Tapdance Recitals
Much improved when matching glitter top hats and vests are worn. But what isn't?
7. Toupees Shop
The absolute, 100%, sure-fire way to keep your dignity after the age of fifty.
8. Tiny Little Dinosaur Arms.
Rex. Seriously. You gotta start workin' out the upper body. See also Body, Dinosaurs.
9. Fast Food Employee Training Videos
"Well Chris, there's clean...and then there's MCDONALD'S clean!" See also 70's, Fast Food.