Chris's Entries

Funny Sayings

1. Schaefer is the One Beer to Have when You're Having More than One.

In other words, it's the beer to get drunk on.

This was the slogan of Schaefer Beer, a now defunct brand that at one time was the fifth-largest brewer in the United States and was particularly popular in Puerto Rico and Guam. See also 70's, Alcohol, Beer.

Added by Chris on May 31, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

2. Beard Restraints Shop

Even if you’ve never wanted to grow a beard, the opportunity to wear this product might change your mind. See also Beards.

Added by Chris on September 15, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

3. Candwich

A sandwich in a can, or, as the manufacturer describes it, "a new and innovative sandwich product for grab-and-go convenience." See also Lazy.

Added by Chris on July 18, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

4. (You're) Having My Baby Shop

1974 Paul Anka song that includes the lyric "Whoa, the seed inside ya, Baby, do you feel it growin'?" making it a classic karaoke choice. See also Karaoke.

Added by Chris on February 21, 2010| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

5. Rump Shaker

Rumplemintz Schnapps and ice cream. See also Alcohol, Dessert.

Added by Chris on November 20, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

6. The Female Condom Shop

These aren't really flying off the shelves, are they? See also Sex.

Added by Chris on November 2, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

7. Ribbed for Her Pleasure

Because you're a selfless guy, right? See also Sex.

Added by Chris on November 1, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

8. Dropsy

Sounds like an affliction of tuckered-out puppies, but actually an accumulation of fluid beneath the skin, sometimes as a result of the gout. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Chris on July 6, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

9. Frak

Euphemistic expletive used in Battlestar Galatica and always said with a straight face. See also Profanity, Television.

Added by Chris on May 24, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

10. Yacht Rock

Subset of Soft Rock distinguished by nautical song themes and album art. Michael McDonald, Kenny Loggins, Christopher Cross, and Toto were the most significant practitioners, with Cross's Sailing being the signature expression of the genre. Further details available here. See also 70's, 80's, Wealth.

Added by Chris on February 16, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Chris

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I enjoy playing tennis, platform tennis, squash, racquetball, badminton, bilbocatch, and other racquet sports

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