22 Entries Tagged “Dessert”

Funny Foods

1. Clootie Dumpling

Might sound unappetizing, but it's apparently dried fruits wrapped in cloth then simmered in hot water. See also Dessert, Scottish.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 31, 2024| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

2. McVities Dark Chocolate Digestives Shop

The world’s most decadent laxatives. See also Dessert, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 30, 2021| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

3. Having a Staring Contest with Cheescake

It’s so irresistible, and that’s why this staring contest is 100 times harder than a normal one. “Please don’t eat me,” the cheesecake thinks. “But you’re so creamy,” you say. See also Dessert.

Added by a Guest on September 3, 2021| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

5. Ice Cream Lock Shop

Because there’s no honor when you live amongst thieves. See also Dessert.

Added by Hunter on June 30, 2018| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

6. What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar?

Pay the manufacturer's suggested retail price. See also Dessert.

Added by FlamingTacos96 on May 11, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

7. Low-Sugar, Frostingless Cupcake

AKA, a muffin. Related to the low-fat sugar-free doughnut, also known as a bagel, but muffins are actually very tasty. Especially chocolate chip. Mmmm. See also Breakfast, Dessert.

Added by R4nd0mG1rl on November 14, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

8. Apple Pie Without Cheese is Like a Kiss Without a Squeeze

See also Dessert.

Added by BladeSword on September 21, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

9. Dr. Pepper Cobbler

Cherry Cobbler with water replaced with Dr. Pepper. See also Dessert, Diabetes.

Added by a Guest on June 15, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

10. Face Cakes

Cakes with a portraits printed on them. The more awkward, the better. See also Dessert.

Added by a Guest on April 12, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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