2. Only Trust People with Big Butts
6. Bubble Gum Camel Balls
Look them up!
8. When You Send Long and Meaningful Texts...
and there's that one person who replies with a one word answer. See also Annoying.
9. That One Relative Who Says "I Remember When You Were Little!" but You've NEVER SEEN THEM.
10. "This Year, Donald Trump Says He'll Be Running for President As a Republican, Which is Surprising Because I Just Assumed He Was Running As a Joke."
-Seth Meyers See also Politics.