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Funny Anti-Jokes

2. What Did the Ocean Say to the Land?

Nothing, as it cannot express words because it neither has a mouth nor is sentient. It just waved See also Water.

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Funny Dances

3. The Runningback

Start charging at a group of people and go straight through them. It gets the attention of very important people. See also Violence.

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Funny Euphemisms

4. I Have a Surprise for You!

A mom's way of saying she needs a favor.

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Funny Sayings

6. My Toe's Worst Enemy is a Corner

And it always wins See also Pain.

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Funny Sayings

7. Not Only is My Short Term Memory Bad but Also My Short Term Memory

See also Irony.

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Funny Things to Do

8. Fart on Command

Make yourself the star of the middle school party but soil a diaper every now and then See also Annoying, Flatulence.

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