Entries Tagged “Violence”

Funny Advice

1. Use Your Words

Can I at least say ''violence'' though? See also Violence.

Added by Guesst on January 5, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

2. Recumbentibus

A knockout punch, either verbal or physical. See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on October 25, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3. Friends are Like Horses. If You Kill Them, They Die.

See also Horses, Violence.

Added by a Guest on August 24, 2016| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

4. Violently Named Villages

Kill, Ireland
Kilbride, Newfoundland
Great Kills, New York
Killinaboy, Ireland See also Canadian, Irish, Violence.

Added by a Guest on February 19, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

5. It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.

My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on May 20, 2014| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

6. Balloons are Like Friends

If you stab them, they die. See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on May 19, 2014| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

7. Blackened Eye Stricken by the Karate Chicken

Someone has a black eye, after a fight with his girlfriend. See also Black Eye, Karate, Violence.

Added by Zorzi on March 26, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

8. Whisternefet

An old word meaning a sharp slap. See also Violence.

Added by Ryan on July 16, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

9. Sniper Crowbar

A crowbar with a sniper scope attached. See also Violence, Weapons.

Added by a Guest on December 6, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

10. Slobberknocker

A fierce and violent fight amongst two people, or a number of participants that eventually turns into a full-fledged donnybrook! See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on April 29, 2011| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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