20 Entries Tagged “Violence”

Funny Sayings

1. A Computer Once Beat Me at Chess, but It Was No Match for Me at Kickboxing

See also Technology, Violence.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 17, 2022| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

2. “It is only when mosquito land on your testicles that you realize there is a way to solve problems without using violence.”

―Unknown See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on October 10, 2022| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

3. Donnybrook

A fight or uprising. See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on December 8, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

4. In the list of tags, "Video Games" and "Violence" are next to each other.

🤔 See also Video Games, Violence.

Added by a Guest on February 15, 2021| 16 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

5. A Bunch of Guys Bringing Knife-Guns to a Knife-Gun Fight

Also known as the Civil War. See also Violence, Weapons.

Added by funnyLDSdude on November 30, 2020| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

6. Use Your Words

Can I at least say ''violence'' though? See also Violence.

Added by Guesst on January 5, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

7. Recumbentibus

A knockout punch, either verbal or physical. See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on October 25, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

8. Violently Named Villages

Kill, Ireland
Kilbride, Newfoundland
Great Kills, New York
Killinaboy, Ireland See also Canadian, Irish, Violence.

Added by a Guest on February 19, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

9. It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.

My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on May 20, 2014| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

10. Balloons are Like Friends

If you stab them, they die. See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on May 19, 2014| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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