27 Entries Tagged “Breakfast”

Funny Foods

1. Scotch Woodcock

Dirty-sounding name for eggs on toast. See also Breakfast, British, Sophomoric.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on December 13, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

2. Don’t let people treat you like the brown stuff in Lucky Charms…

You are the marshmallows. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on January 14, 2021| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

3. Cheetos Cereal

See also Breakfast, Made Up.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2020| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

4. Buff Pancake

Also known as a waffle. See also Breakfast, Exercise.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

5. Sour Patch Kids Cereal Shop

Discontinued, for obvious reasons. See also Breakfast, Candy.

Added by a Guest on August 7, 2019| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

6. Sad Donut

Also known as a bagel. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

8. Breakfast Ravioli

Also known as a Pop-Tart. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

9. Low-Sugar, Frostingless Cupcake

AKA, a muffin. Related to the low-fat sugar-free doughnut, also known as a bagel, but muffins are actually very tasty. Especially chocolate chip. Mmmm. See also Breakfast, Dessert.

Added by R4nd0mG1rl on November 14, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

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