27 Entries Tagged “Breakfast”

Funny Foods

1. Scotch Woodcock

Dirty-sounding name for eggs on toast. See also Breakfast, British, Sophomoric.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on December 13, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

2. Don’t let people treat you like the brown stuff in Lucky Charms…

You are the marshmallows. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on January 14, 2021| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

3. Cheetos Cereal

See also Breakfast, Made Up.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2020| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

4. Buff Pancake

Also known as a waffle. See also Breakfast, Exercise.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

5. Sour Patch Kids Cereal Shop

Discontinued, for obvious reasons. See also Breakfast, Candy.

Added by a Guest on August 7, 2019| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

6. Sad Donut

Also known as a bagel. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

7. Marry Someone Who Has a Different Favorite Cereal than You So They Won't Eat All of Yours

See also Breakfast, Marriage.

Added by a Guest on March 27, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

8. Breakfast Ravioli

Also known as a Pop-Tart. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

9. Low-Sugar, Frostingless Cupcake

AKA, a muffin. Related to the low-fat sugar-free doughnut, also known as a bagel, but muffins are actually very tasty. Especially chocolate chip. Mmmm. See also Breakfast, Dessert.

Added by R4nd0mG1rl on November 14, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

10. Just Because Waffles Are Pancakes With Abs Doesn't Mean Eating Them Gives You Abs

Keep that in mind. See also Breakfast, Fitness.

Added by moonsong23 on August 6, 2017| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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