34 Entries Tagged “Breakfast”

Funny Insults

1. You Look Like You Eat Your Cereal with Orange Juice

The true cereal killer. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on January 16, 2025| 5 Comments | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

2. You Look Like the Type of Guy Who Would Bake Bacon

Funny Foods

3. Shit on a Shingle

A US military food term—unofficial, of course! It is a dish consisting of a cream sauce with meat in it poured over toast. It is often served as a breakfast dish. See also Breakfast, Military.

Added by a Guest on May 29, 2023| 1 Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

4. Heat, Time, and Pressure

The three things that make a diamond are also the things that make a waffle. See also Breakfast, Jewelry.

Added by a Guest on February 26, 2023| 5 Comments | 80 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

5. Waffles Are Just 8-bit Pancakes

Funny Things to Do

6. Eating Pancakes with a Comically Large Fork

Funny Sayings

7. Get Up! Your Cereal’s Getting Cold!

Beg your pardon? See also Breakfast.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 26, 2022| 1 Comment | 23 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

8. Scotch Woodcock

Dirty-sounding name for eggs on toast. See also Breakfast, British, Sophomoric.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on December 13, 2021| 1 Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

9. Don’t let people treat you like the brown stuff in Lucky Charms…

You are the marshmallows. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on January 14, 2021| 9 Comments | 119 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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