27 Entries Tagged “Breakfast”
Funny Foods
1. Scotch Woodcock
Dirty-sounding name for eggs on toast. See also Breakfast, British, Sophomoric.
Funny Advice
2. Don’t let people treat you like the brown stuff in Lucky Charms…
You are the marshmallows. See also Breakfast.
Funny Foods
5. Sour Patch Kids Cereal Shop
Discontinued, for obvious reasons. See also Breakfast, Candy.
Funny Advice
7. Marry Someone Who Has a Different Favorite Cereal than You So They Won't Eat All of Yours
See also Breakfast, Marriage.
Funny Euphemisms
9. Low-Sugar, Frostingless Cupcake
AKA, a muffin. Related to the low-fat sugar-free doughnut, also known as a bagel, but muffins are actually very tasty. Especially chocolate chip. Mmmm. See also Breakfast, Dessert.
Funny Advice
10. Just Because Waffles Are Pancakes With Abs Doesn't Mean Eating Them Gives You Abs
Keep that in mind. See also Breakfast, Fitness.