24 Entries Tagged “Breakfast”

Funny Euphemisms

1. Buff Pancake

Also known as a waffle. See also Breakfast, Exercise.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

2. Sour Patch Kids' Cereal Shop

Yes, it is sour. No, it is not good with milk (or without milk, tbh). See also Breakfast, Candy.

Added by a Guest on August 7, 2019| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

3. Sad Donut

Also known as a bagel. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

5. Breakfast Ravioli

Also known as a Pop-Tart. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

6. Low-Sugar, Frostingless Cupcake

AKA, a muffin. Related to the low-fat sugar-free doughnut, also known as a bagel, but muffins are actually very tasty. Especially chocolate chip. Mmmm. See also Breakfast, Dessert.

Added by R4nd0mG1rl on November 14, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

8. Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch

Cap'n Crunch's full name. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on August 10, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

9. Whole Grain, Sugar-free Donut

Aka, a bagel. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on April 11, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

10. Trying to Finish a Bowl of Cereal While Driving to Work

Allows you to sleep for an extra 10 minutes. See also Breakfast, Dangerous, Office.

Added by a Guest on April 4, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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