Entries Tagged “Breakfast”

Funny Euphemisms

1. Sad Donut

Also known as a bagel. See also Breakfast.

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Funny Advice

2. Marry Someone Who Has a Different Favorite Cereal than You So They Won't Eat All of Yours

See also Breakfast, Marriage.

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Funny Euphemisms

3. Breakfast Ravioli

Also known as a Pop-Tart. See also Breakfast.

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Funny Euphemisms

4. Low-Sugar, Frostingless Cupcake

AKA, a muffin. Related to the low-fat sugar-free doughnut, also known as a bagel, but muffins are actually very tasty. Especially chocolate chip. Mmmm. See also Breakfast, Dessert.

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Funny Advice

5. Just Because Waffles Are Pancakes With Abs Doesn't Mean Eating Them Gives You Abs

Keep that in mind. See also Breakfast, Fitness.

Added by moonsong23 on August 6, 2017| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

6. Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch

Cap'n Crunch's full name. See also Breakfast.

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Funny Euphemisms

7. Whole Grain, Sugar-free Donut

Aka, a bagel. See also Breakfast.

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Funny Things to Do

8. Trying to Finish a Bowl of Cereal While Driving to Work

Allows you to sleep for an extra 10 minutes. See also Breakfast, Dangerous, Office.

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Funny Sayings

9. The Center of a Donut is 100% Fat Free.

See also Breakfast.

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Funny Quotes

10. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."

See also Breakfast.

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