30 Entries Tagged “Breakfast”

Funny Observations

1. Waffles Are Just 8-bit Pancakes

See also Breakfast.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 10, 2023| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2. Eating Pancakes with a Comically Large Fork

See also Breakfast.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 10, 2023| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

3. Get Up! Your Cereal’s Getting Cold!

Beg your pardon? See also Breakfast.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 26, 2022| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

4. Scotch Woodcock

Dirty-sounding name for eggs on toast. See also Breakfast, British, Sophomoric.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on December 13, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

5. Don’t let people treat you like the brown stuff in Lucky Charms…

You are the marshmallows. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on January 14, 2021| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

6. Cheetos Cereal

See also Breakfast, Made Up.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2020| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

7. Buff Pancake

Also known as a waffle. See also Breakfast, Exercise.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2020| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

8. Sour Patch Kids Cereal Shop

Discontinued, for obvious reasons. See also Breakfast, Candy.

Added by a Guest on August 7, 2019| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

9. Sad Donut

Also known as a bagel. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

10. Marry Someone Who Has a Different Favorite Cereal than You So They Won't Eat All of Yours

See also Breakfast, Marriage.

Added by a Guest on March 27, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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