33 Entries Tagged “Breakfast”

Funny Quotes

21. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."

See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on August 14, 2014| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

22. Never Trust Someone Who Puts in the Milk, then the Cereal

See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on June 3, 2014| 45 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

23. A Baggie of Cheerios

Someone was either late this morning or is learning to eat big people food. See also Breakfast.

Added by Joe on March 4, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

24. Cocoa Feast

The lesser-known, off-brand version of Cocoa Pebbles. See also Breakfast.

Added by Joe on October 21, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

25. Donut Seeds

Also known as Cheerios. See also Breakfast.

Added by Ryan on August 11, 2013| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

26. See-Through Toasters Shop

Actually, a great idea. See also Breakfast, Kitchen.

Added by wonker on October 25, 2011| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

27. Moonstruck

A grilled slice of toast with a hole in the middle, in which a sunny side up egg is inserted, cooked with butter and served golden, crunchy and delicious. See also Bread, Breakfast.

Added by deltatango on November 12, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

28. Only Eating the Marshmallows out of the Cereal Box

See also Breakfast.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

29. Bangers and Mash

Thought of as an example of pub grub, it is an English/Irish dish made of mashed potatoes and sausages. Must be ordered using your best accent. See also Breakfast, British.

Added by Jeff on August 5, 2009| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

30. Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity

IHOP's two eggs, two pieces of bacon, two sausage links, and two buttermilk pancakes topped with fruit and whipped cream. Sounds delicious, but is way too embarrassing to order. See also Breakfast.

Added by Jeff on August 4, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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