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"I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."

See also Breakfast.

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Added by a Guest on August 14, 2014 | You Like This |

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Me too

Madeleine Slooper on August 25, 2014

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Id say that I would agree, but I have a hard time sleeping.

Bannana on August 31, 2014

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Ha ha!That's funny!:)

Bob on September 2, 2014

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;.)haha thats funny

kayla151 on December 14, 2014

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I don't like breakfast, I hate sleep. I only like sleep when people eat breakfast and I hate it the other times...

I disagree on December 30, 2014

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i like sleep but in no way like breakfast. i sleep as long as i can

guessit on April 5, 2015

dryboo777

this is the most beautiful quote I've ever seen. I applaud thee.

dryboo777 on May 19, 2015

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same guessit, i used to like breakfast but now i got stomach problems

potato on January 29, 2020

Yeetaleetthesecond

I don't care very much about breakfast. I just want to sleep. Let me sleep...

Yeetaleetthesecond on February 4, 2022

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no sleep isa tome machine to lunch

Sheyden on December 31, 2025

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I'm sorry for bad spelling its 2 am rn

Sheyden on December 31, 2025

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