Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

51. Land Carpet

Also known as grass.

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52. Hearty Starty

Also known as a defibrillator. See also Doctors, Medicine.

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53. Boomstick

Also known as dynamite.

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54. Dry Ducks

Also known as chickens. See also Birds.

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55. Night Night Permanent

Also known as death. See also Death.

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56. Head Shoe

Also known as a hat. See also Hats.

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57. Dead Bed

Also known as a casket. See also Death.

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58. Food Trident

Also known as a fork. See also Cutlery.

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59. Screaming Hamster Back From the Dead and it Poops On Your Eye

Sorry, I meant a sixth grader playing the kantele.

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60. Booty Burp

Also known as a fart. See also Flatulence.

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