Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

51. Rock Boi

Also known as a turtle. See also Turtles.

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52. Water Chicken

Also known as a duck. See also Birds.

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53. Water Boner

Also known as ice. See also Water.

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54. Mini-summer

Also known as the weekend.

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55. Loaf of Milk

Also known as butter. See also Dairy.

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56. Listening Things

Also known as ears. See also Body.

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57. Cruel Clippers Capable of Countless Catastrophes

Also know as those scissors that you're kinda scared to use because the last time you did, something went horribly wrong. (I have been a victim of many scissor-related disasters.)

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58. Stink Squirrel

Also know as a skunk. See also Rodents.

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59. Domesticated Rocks

Also known as bricks. See also Rocks.

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60. Snowman Pee

Also known as water. See also Bathroom.

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