Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

51. Shark Week

That time of the month. See also Sharks.

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52. Whole Grain, Sugar-free Donut

Aka, a bagel. See also Breakfast.

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53. Letting Your Friend George Decide

I.e. flipping a quarter.

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54. Fast Driving Award

A speeding ticket. See also Police.

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55. Pinching a Grumpy

See also Scatalogical.

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56. Painting My Nails

A polite for women to say they to spend and extended time in the bathroom.
"What took so long?"
"I was painting my nails". See also Bathroom, Women.

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57. Son of a Biscuit!

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58. Gotterslamit

E.g. "Gotterslamit! Where's the toilet paper?" See also Blasphemy, Profanity.

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59. I Have to Palindrome

Think about it. See also Scatological.

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60. The Frick-Frack Diddly Dack Paddy Whack Thumbtack Back Track Biofeedback

Basically an elaborate euphemism for sex, often found on Tumblr and other websites. See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on November 25, 2014| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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