Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

51. Borrowing Without Asking

Also known as stealing. See also Crime.

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52. Light Red

Also known as pink. See also Colors.

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53. Stick Spitter

Also known as a bow. See also Weapons.

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54. Tactical Assault Anteater

Also known as a pangolin.

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55. Being Creative with the Truth

Also known as lying. I’m not lying about this one, though.

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56. Angry Dog

Also known as a cat. See also Cats, Dogs.

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57. Permanent Got-Your-Nose

Also known as Voldemort. See also Harry Potter.

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58. Land Carpet

Also known as grass.

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59. Hearty Starty

Also known as a defibrillator. See also Doctors, Medicine.

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60. Boomstick

Also known as dynamite.

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