Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

21. Beach Chickens

The better name for seagulls. See also Birds.

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22. Sky Pillow

Also known as a cloud.

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23. Boatercycle

What a jet ski should be called. See also Boats.

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24. Purple Tree Potato

Also known as a plum. See also Fruits.

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25. Useless Dog

Also known as a cat. See also Cats, Dogs.

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26. Prison Donkey

Also known as a Zebra.

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27. Evil Dog

Also known as a fox.

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28. I'm Fine

Female for "I'm not fine."

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29. Hole in the Wall

Also known as a door.

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30. Big Milk Dog

Otherwise known as a cow. See also Dairy.

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