Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

21. Flat Cups

Also known as a plate.

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22. Head Bed

Also known as pillow.

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23. Day Moon

Also known as the sun.

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24. Old Child

Also known as an adult.

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25. Tactical Retreat

It's like running away, but manlier. See also Military.

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26. Lickie Stickie

Also known as a stamp.

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27. Burglar Hurdles

Also called a fence or gate. See also Crime.

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28. An Orange's Pants

Also known as the peel. See also Fruits.

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29. Guy Flying Around in His Underwear

Also known as Superman. See also Comics.

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30. Water Hungry

Also known as thirsty.

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