Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

31. Boatercycle

What a jet ski should be called. See also Boats.

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32. Purple Tree Potato

Also known as a plum. See also Fruits.

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33. Useless Dog

Also known as a cat. See also Cats, Dogs.

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34. Prison Donkey

Also known as a Zebra.

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35. Evil Dog

Also known as a fox.

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36. I'm Fine

Female for "I'm not fine."

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37. Hole in the Wall

Also known as a door.

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38. Big Milk Dog

Otherwise known as a cow. See also Dairy.

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39. Feeding the Sewer

Also known as pooping. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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40. The Large Furry Stain on The Couch

Also known as my cat. See also Cats.

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