Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

31. Fart Squirrel

Also known as a skunk.

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32. Rope Pretzel

Also known as a knot.

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33. Trainable Cat

Basically a dog. See also Cats, Dogs.

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34. Tiny Arms

Also known as fingers. See also Body.

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35. Butt Table

Also known as a chair. See also Furniture, Sophomoric.

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36. Formal Chicken

Also known as a penguin.

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37. Velocirabbit

Also know as a kangaroo. See also Australia, Dinosaurs.

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38. Sea Pancake

Also known as a stingray.

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39. Reverse Floor

Also known as a ceiling.

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40. Tube Cat

Also known as a ferret. See also Cats.

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