Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

31. Feeding the Sewer

Also known as pooping. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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32. The Large Furry Stain on The Couch

Also known as my cat. See also Cats.

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33. Screamy Dreamy

Also known as a nightmare. See also Sleep.

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34. Flying Syringe

Also known as a wasp. See also Insects.

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35. Bar Code Horse

Also known as a zebra.

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36. Flat Cups

Also known as a plate.

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37. Head Bed

Also known as pillow.

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38. Day Moon

Also known as the sun.

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39. Old Child

Also known as an adult.

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40. Tactical Retreat

It's like running away, but manlier. See also Military.

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