Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

31. Flat Cups

Also known as a plate.

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32. Head Bed

Also known as pillow.

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33. Day Moon

Also known as the sun.

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34. Old Child

Also known as an adult.

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35. Tactical Retreat

It's like running away, but manlier. See also Military.

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36. Lickie Stickie

Also known as a stamp.

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37. Burglar Hurdles

Also called a fence or gate. See also Crime.

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38. An Orange's Pants

Also known as the peel. See also Fruits.

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39. Guy Flying Around in His Underwear

Also known as Superman. See also Comics.

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40. Water Hungry

Also known as thirsty.

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