Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

11. Divorced Scissors

Also known as a knife. See also Cutlery.

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12. Conjoined Eyepatch Twins

Also known as a blindfold.

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13. A Pen, But Schoolier

Also known as a pencil. See also Schools.

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14. Bed Thirsty

Also known as being tired.

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15. Emo Glitter

Also known as dust.

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16. Lowercase Chair

Also known as a stool. See also Furniture.

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17. Legume Jam

Also known as peanut butter.

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18. Disrelished Mortal

Also known as someone you don’t like.

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19. Cup on Steroids

Also known as a mug.

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20. Wooden Onsie

Also known as a coffin. See also Death.

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