Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

11. Meat Armor

Also known as skin.

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12. Being Sent to the Centaur Office

Used by Ministry of Magic workers in Harry Potter, “Being sent to the Centaur Office” means being fired. See also Harry Potter.

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13. Backwards Benjamin Button-ing

Also known as aging.

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14. Impossible Box

Also known as a Rubik’s Cube. See also Puzzles.

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15. Bippityboppityheartstoppity

Also known as a heart attack.

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16. Horse Tornado

Also known as a merry-go-round. See also Horses.

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17. Tree Hair

Also known as leaves. See also Hair, Trees.

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18. The Wheel Horse

Also known as a car. See also Cars, Horses.

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19. Vertically Obese

Also known as tall. See also Obesity.

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20. Horizontally Tall

See also Obesity.

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