Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

11. Spoon With Hair

Also known as a Fork. See also Cutlery.

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12. Business Goose

Also known as a penguin. See also Birds.

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13. Murder Spagurder

Also known as a venomous snake. See also Snakes.

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14. A Cucumber, but Uglier

Also known as a pickle. See also Vegetables.

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15. Death by Boredom

Also known as paperwork.

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16. Dirty Banana

Also known as a carrot. See also Vegetables.

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17. Building a Log Cabin

Also known as pooping. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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18. Divorced Scissors

Also known as a knife. See also Cutlery.

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19. Conjoined Eyepatch Twins

Also known as a blindfold.

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20. A Pen, But Schoolier

Also known as a pencil. See also Schools.

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