Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

11. Pantless Thundergoose

Also known as an ostrich. See also Birds, Pants.

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12. Swishy Water Grass

Also known as seaweed. See also Ocean.

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13. Fecal Donation Deficiency

Or, in layman's terms, not giving a shit. See also Profanity, Scatological.

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14. Twisty Fixers

Also known as screwdrivers. See also Tools.

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15. Devil's Spawn

Also known as cats. See also Cats.

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16. Grabby Grabby Water Balloon

Octopus.

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17. Apple Water

Apple juice, amirite? See also Fruits.

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18. Booger Blankets

Also known as tissues.

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19. Earth Sauce

Also known as lava.

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20. Squeezy Juice

Capri Sun.

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