Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

11. Toothpaste Kool-Aid

Also known as mouth wash.

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12. Lot of Smoke, But No Cannonballs

All farts, no poops. See also Scatological.

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13. Red Mustard

Also known as ketchup. See also Condiments.

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14. Leg Go Fast

Also known as running.

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15. Mount Itchy

Also known as a mosquito bite. See also Insects.

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16. Meat Armor

Also known as skin.

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17. Being Sent to the Centaur Office

Used by Ministry of Magic workers in Harry Potter, “Being sent to the Centaur Office” means being fired. See also Harry Potter.

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18. Backwards Benjamin Button-ing

Also known as aging.

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19. Impossible Box

Also known as a Rubik’s Cube. See also Puzzles.

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20. Bippityboppityheartstoppity

Also known as a heart attack.

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