Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

81. Feet Pajamas

Also know as slippers.

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82. American Murder Log

Also known as alligators. See also Reptiles.

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83. Writing Utensil

Pretentious, wordy way to say "pen or pencil".

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84. Thank You!

AKA, I hate this gift.

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85. Compressed Horse

A pony.

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86. The Thing You Say to Make It Sound Okay

Euphemism for a euphemism.

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87. Fountain Mountain

A volcano.

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88. Finger Pants

Also known as gloves.

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89. Clothes for Your Butt

Also known as underwear.

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90. Stealy Wheely Automobiley

AKA Grand Theft Auto. See also Video Games.

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