Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

81. Domesticated Rocks

Also known as bricks. See also Rocks.

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82. Snowman Pee

Also known as water. See also Bathroom.

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83. Danger Noodle Shaky Tail

Watch out, they have death juice on their mouth spikes! See also Snakes.

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84. Going beyond Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

Also known as passing gas. See also Flatulence, Science.

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85. The Forbidden Vegetable

Grass. Don't eat grass.

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86. Adult Corn

Also known as the opposite of baby corn, or just corn.

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87. Flappy Boi

Also known as a seagull. See also Birds.

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88. Splashy Boi

Better known as a wave.

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89. Beach Chickens

The better name for seagulls. See also Birds.

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90. Sky Pillow

Also known as a cloud.

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