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Funny Euphemisms

1. Screaming Hamster Back From the Dead and it Poops On Your Eye

Sorry, I meant a sixth grader playing the kantele.

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2. Guardian of the King’s Anus

This was found on somebody’s sarcophagus from ancient Egypt. You think you got it bad? This guy spent his whole life looking after a single bumhole. See also Scatological.

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3. God

Most of the population aren't Christian. What's the point?

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Im a nerd who likes books also i have a hamster. The photo is my hamster yes, thank you for noticing. Her name is Rubi.

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