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Funny Advice

1. When Frying Tuna...

Drain the brine first.

Added by booknerd on December 6, 2023| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Dances

2. The Dying Fly

Lie on your back and wave your arms and legs around in the air. Congratulations. You look absolutely stupid.

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Funny Things

3. Yellow Snow (The Musical!)

♪Never eat yellow snow♪
♪ Let me tell you why (You really should know)♪
♪ It's made of *YEUCH* and *I'M GOING TO THROW*♪
♪So make sure to avoid♪
♪Where the yellow stuff flows♪

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Funny Words

4. Abercedarian

Somebody who is learning the alphabet. Kindergarteners come forth...

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Funny Animals

5. Cute Dog

Its not unique but its adorable

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Funny Things

6. Cat Trees

Spend 100 $ and it plays with the box.

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Funny Videos

7. Doggydoggydoggy

ADORABLE DOGGO :) Go into youtube and type "cutest doggo ever"

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Funny Euphemisms

8. Screaming Hamster Back From the Dead and it Poops On Your Eye

Sorry, I meant a sixth grader playing the kantele.

Added by booknerd on April 9, 2023| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

9. Guardian of the King’s Anus

This was found on somebody’s sarcophagus from ancient Egypt. You think you got it bad? This guy spent his whole life looking after a single bumhole. See also Scatological.

Added by booknerd on April 9, 2023| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

10. God

Most of the population aren't Christian. What's the point?

Added by booknerd on April 9, 2023| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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I'm a nerd who likes books. I am from Finland. My profile picture is not my cat. I love Nutella. Merry Christmas fellow nerds :)

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