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Funny Euphemisms
1. Screaming Hamster Back From the Dead and it Poops On Your Eye
Sorry, I meant a sixth grader playing the kantele.
Funny Jobs
2. Guardian of the King’s Anus
This was found on somebody’s sarcophagus from ancient Egypt. You think you got it bad? This guy spent his whole life looking after a single bumhole. See also Scatological.