Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

61. Being Creative with the Truth

Also known as lying. I’m not lying about this one, though.

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62. Angry Dog

Also known as a cat. See also Cats, Dogs.

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63. Permanent Got-Your-Nose

Also known as Voldemort. See also Harry Potter.

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64. Land Carpet

Also known as grass.

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65. Hearty Starty

Also known as a defibrillator. See also Doctors, Medicine.

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66. Boomstick

Also known as dynamite.

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67. Dry Ducks

Also known as chickens. See also Birds.

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68. Night Night Permanent

Also known as death. See also Death.

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69. Head Shoe

Also known as a hat. See also Hats.

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70. Dead Bed

Also known as a casket. See also Death.

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