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Funny Anti-Jokes

1. 3 out of 5 Smokers Die.

Apparently the other 2 become immortal.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2. If Every Single Human Stood in a Line Around the Equator,

most of them would drown.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3. This Isn't an Anti Joke, but Here Goes:

How do you fit a giraffe in the fridge? Open fridge, insert giraffe, close fridge.

How do you fit an elephant in a fridge? Open fridge, remove giraffe, insert elephant, close fridge.

There are 500 bricks on a plane and one falls out. How many are left? 499

A lion is having a birthday party and invites every animal, but one doesn't show up. What animal? Elephant, he's stuck in the fridge.

Susie needs to cross an alligator infested river. She survives. How? The gators are at the party.

Susie dies anyway. Why? She was hit by a falling brick.

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Funny Quotes

8. "I Didn't Fail the Test. I Just Found a Thousand Ways to Do It Wrong."

-Benjamin Franklin

This is a real quote. If you doubt it, google it.

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Funny Tattoos

9. Man with a Lawnmower Tattoo on a Bald Spot

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