Not necessarily funny, but tasty!
1 cup of sugar
1 tablespoon of water
Drop of food coloring (optional)
Mix them in a pot until it all dissolves
Let it caramelize and then let it cool a little
Dip fork tips in it and drag it back and forth over the top of another pot
This will not look like normal cotton candy. It will be more like fiberglass.
most of them would drown.
How do you fit a giraffe in the fridge? Open fridge, insert giraffe, close fridge.
How do you fit an elephant in a fridge? Open fridge, remove giraffe, insert elephant, close fridge.
There are 500 bricks on a plane and one falls out. How many are left? 499
A lion is having a birthday party and invites every animal, but one doesn't show up. What animal? Elephant, he's stuck in the fridge.
Susie needs to cross an alligator infested river. She survives. How? The gators are at the party.
Susie dies anyway. Why? She was hit by a falling brick.
6. Rabbits jump and live for 8 years. Dogs run and live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years.
I did it and I got "That's some powerful magic"
Comment what you get.
This is a real quote. If you doubt it, google it.