Grab the nearest book. Turn to page 206. The first sentence describes your love life.
Yo mama so fat, when she get in an elevator, she HAS to go down.
Yo mama so ugly, when she played FNAF, the animatronics were scared!
Mahatma Gandhi was barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him... a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis?!?!