14 Entries Tagged “Doctors”

Because he could not reach the top shelf. See also Doctors.

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3. Surgeon

Literally stabbing people to health. See also Doctors.

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4. You Look Like the Type of Person to Cancel a Doctor’s Appointment Because You’re Sick

5. Hearty Starty

Also known as a defibrillator. See also Doctors, Medicine.

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6. There’s Mercury in Uranus!

What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.

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7. Never Go to a Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Medical students’ syndrome is a temporary, hypochondria-like mental condition that strikes medical students, causing them to believe that they are suffering from the diseases that they’re studying. See also Doctors.

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Funny Observations

9. Isn't Surgery Just...

...stabbing someone to life? See also Doctors.

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14 Entries Tagged “Doctors”

1. A Baker Covers His Mistakes in Frosting; a Surgeon Covers His Mistakes in Soil

2. Why Did the Doctor Bring a Ladder to Work?