9 Entries Tagged “Doctors”

Funny Sayings

1. There’s Mercury in Uranus!

What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.

Added by a Guest on October 30, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

2. Never Go to a Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

See also Doctors.

Added by person on November 6, 2019| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

3. Medical Students Syndrome

Medical students’ syndrome is a temporary, hypochondria-like mental condition that strikes medical students, causing them to believe that they are suffering from the diseases that they’re studying. See also Doctors.

Added by a Guest on March 24, 2019| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

4. Isn't Surgery Just...

...stabbing someone to life? See also Doctors.

Added by mom on December 5, 2018| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

5. I've Got 99 Problems and I'm Seeing a Therapist About Them

See also Doctors.

Added by jerryfromsubway on August 29, 2018| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

6. McDonald's in a Hospital

After you go in for a quadruple bypass, go for yet another greasy Big Mac. See also Doctors, Fast Food.

Added by a Guest on December 6, 2017| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

7. Why Did the Neurosurgeon Catch the Train?

He didn't want to walk to work. See also Doctors.

Added by tiller on November 26, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

8. Rescheduling a Doctor's Appointment Because You're Sick

See also Doctors, Inception.

Added by a Guest on August 25, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

9. Buy a Stethoscope

So you can listen to your heart. See also Doctors.

Added by Ryan on February 22, 2014| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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