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There’s Mercury in Uranus!

What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.


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Yeetaleetthesecond on November 4, 2021

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This post is my new religion...

OMGIt'sFunnyStuff on January 6, 2022

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Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down

Rick Astley on January 29, 2022

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damn got rick rolled

Chloe on May 12, 2022

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