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Funny Advice

1. Throw Something Into A Fire

As long as it burns completely, you'll have been the last person on earth to touch it. Pretty cool.

Added by mom on April 24, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

2. Bowling is the Most Dangerous Sport

It's been proven that 100% of people who have gone bowling eventually die. See also Sports.

Added by mom on April 24, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

3. Milk (Chocolate)

No, it does not come from a brown cow. I believed this until I was seven.

Added by mom on March 5, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Videos

4. The Dog of Wisdom

A video in which a dog flies around in a plane only to find another dog in the sky, known as the dog of wisdom.
"I think I will bark at nothing now."
*bark* See also Dogs.

Added by mom on March 5, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

5. Extraordinary

Very unusual or remarkable. Unless you add a space and it's extra ordinary, meaning it's completely normal.

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Funny Things to Do

6. Do the Dishes

But, you're not doing the dishes. You're washing the dishes. Or doing chores.

w a i t a m i n u t e . . .

Added by mom on February 19, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

7. What's the Difference Between Glue, Tuna, and a Piano?

Glue is a school supply.
Tuna is an animal.
Pianos are instruments.
Lots of differences.

Added by mom on December 5, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

8. You Got a Boyfriend?

I bet he doesn't kiss ya!


m w a h .

Added by mom on December 5, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

9. YouTube Moderator

Just having to watch all those videos... I feel bad for them. See also Internet.

Added by mom on December 5, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

10. Isn't Surgery Just...

...stabbing someone to life? See also Doctors.

Added by mom on December 5, 2018| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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