Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

31. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t Come Back?

My dad. See also Dads.

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32. My Wife Says I’m Dead, but I’m Really Just Ghosting Her

See also Ghosts, Marriage.

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33. How to Fall Down a Flight of Stairs

Step 1
Step 2
Step 4
Step 7
Step 11
Floor

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34. I Put the Sexy in Dyslexia

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35. My wife told me I'm bad with directions so I packed up and right.

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36. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

You open the door.

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37. What do you call an adult who goes to school?

A teacher. See also Schools.

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38. This is Not a Drill

No seriously, this is a computer. Stop trying to drill a hole with it.

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39. What Do You Call an Elephant with No Ears?

It’s still an elephant. See also Elephants.

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40. Two chemists walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll take a glass of H2O.” The other says, “I’ll take a glass of H2O too.”

Since the bartender is not a chemist, he has no idea that H2O2 is the chemical formula for hydrogen peroxide, and gives both chemists a glass of water. See also Chemistry.

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