Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

31. A Child Became Determined to Burn His Home Down…

His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across his wife and stated, “That’s arson.” See also Fire, Puns.

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32. How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and humorless. See also German.

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33. What Do You Call a Dog on a Skateboard, Eating Pizza, Telling You to “Hop On?”

Talented, and also really cool. See also Dogs.

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34. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t Come Back?

My dad. See also Dads.

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35. My Wife Says I’m Dead, but I’m Really Just Ghosting Her

See also Ghosts, Marriage.

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36. How to Fall Down a Flight of Stairs

Step 1
Step 2
Step 4
Step 7
Step 11
Floor

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37. I Put the Sexy in Dyslexia

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38. My wife told me I'm bad with directions so I packed up and right.

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39. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

You open the door.

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40. What do you call an adult who goes to school?

A teacher. See also Schools.

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