Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

31. Jokes about communism are only funny if everyone gets them.

See also Communism.

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32. What Does My Dad and Nemo Have in Common?

They both can't be found. See also Dark, Fish.

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33. I Threw a Boomerang a Few Years Ago…

Now I live in constant fear.

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34. A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

“You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains, “I’m a Talking Tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.” See also Magic, Puns, Trees.

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35. Someone Stole My Mood Ring

And I don’t know how I feel about that. See also Hippies, Jewelry.

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36. Why Do Flamingos Stand on One Leg?

Because they lifted the other one, they’d fall over. See also Birds.

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37. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To escape the farm that has been killing his family for generations. See also Chickens, Dark.

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38. What do you call a snake with the head of a pigeon?

Successful. See also Birds, Snakes.

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39. How Can You Share This Website Without Being Online?

1. Approach a human being.
2. Move your throat and mouth in the correct way that sound comes out and is eligible to be understood. Make sure you talk in the language that they understand.
3. Use that previous step to spout out encouraging words about this site.

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40. Imagine you're in an infinite room with no doors, no windows, and nowhere to go. How do you get out?

Stop imagining.

Added by flypie on August 30, 2021| 16 Comments | You Like This |

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