Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

31. My wife told me I'm bad with directions so I packed up and right.

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32. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

You open the door.

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33. What do you call an adult who goes to school?

A teacher. See also Schools.

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34. This is Not a Drill

No seriously, this is a computer. Stop trying to drill a hole with it.

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35. What Do You Call an Elephant with No Ears?

It’s still an elephant. See also Elephants.

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36. Two chemists walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll take a glass of H2O.” The other says, “I’ll take a glass of H2O too.”

Since the bartender is not a chemist, he has no idea that H2O2 is the chemical formula for hydrogen peroxide, and gives both chemists a glass of water. See also Chemistry.

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37. What’s Black and White and Red All Over?

Due to the expansive nature of the universe, many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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38. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?

Stolen. You should give it back—that’s not right. See also Cheese.

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39. What did the Swede say to the other Swede after seeing a wolf?

I don’t know, I don’t speak Swedish. Probably something like, “Look, a wolf.” See also Swedish.

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40. Why Can’t You Ever Find Pigs Hiding in Trees?

Because pigs can’t climb trees.

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