Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

31. You Know What Makes Me Smile?

Face muscles.

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32. What is the Difference Between Me and You?

We are two different people.

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33. What is the Difference Between an Elephant and a Postbox?

If you don't know, I'm not sending you to mail a letter.

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34. What Do You Get When You Cross A Zebra With A Horse?

A Zebra.

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35. What's the Best Thing About Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. See also Flags, Switzerland.

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36. What Do You Call a Man with a Phone?

Normal.

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37. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

A Fsh. See also Fish.

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38. What's the Difference Between Tuna, a Piano, and Glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

(If your wondering about the glue, don't worry, a lot of people get stuck on that.) See also Fish.

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39. Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?

I don't know, I think you should probably ask him.

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40. Where Did the Seagull Leave His Toothbrush?

On the bathroom counter. See also Bathroom, Birds.

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