Funny Anti-Jokes

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31. What Did the Boy with No Arms Get for Christmas?

Gloves! Just kidding, I have no idea. He hasn't opened it. See also Christmas.

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32. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

Blind. See also Fish.

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33. What Do You Call a Guy Wearing High-heels?

By his name.

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34. What Do You Call a Man with a Knife in His Back?

An ambulance.

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35. Knock Knock, Who's There? John. John Who?

It's just John.

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36. What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar?

Pay the manufacturer's suggested retail price. See also Dessert.

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37. What’s the Difference Between 36.9802 and 14.6327?

22.3475 See also Math.

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38. What Do You Get when You Cross a Fry and Ketchup

A tasty meal.

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39. What Do You Get when You Throw a Green Rock into the Red Sea?

A wet rock.

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40. You Know What Makes Me Smile?

Face muscles.

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