Funny Anti-Jokes
Funny Anti-Jokes
1. This is Not a Drill
No seriously, this is a computer. Stop trying to drill a hole with it.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2. What Do You Call an Elephant with No Ears?
It’s still an elephant. See also Elephants.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?
Stolen. You should give it back—that’s not right. See also Cheese.
Funny Anti-Jokes
4. What’s Black and White and Red All Over?
Due to the expansive nature of the universe, many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.
Funny Anti-Jokes
5. Two chemists walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll take a glass of H2O.” The other says, “I’ll take a glass of H2O too.”
Since the bartender is not a chemist, he has no idea that H2O2 is the chemical formula for hydrogen peroxide, and gives both chemists a glass of water. See also Chemistry.
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Funny Anti-Jokes
6. What did the Swede say to the other Swede after seeing a wolf?
I don’t know, I don’t speak Swedish. Probably something like, “Look, a wolf.” See also Swedish.