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What Did One Ant Say to the Other Ant?

Nothing, ants communicate by pheromones, not speech.

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Added by a Guest on August 30, 2026 | You Like This |

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Welpโ€ฆ.

Kat on August 30, 2026

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what did the ant excrete to the other ant? the smell of distress because a human is watching them and writing this

my account is broken on August 30, 2026

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Why are ants scared? Because their parents got stepped on

Corndoug on August 31, 2026

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haha funny

math_guy on August 31, 2026

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Yea boy

Corndoug on September 1, 2026

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true lol

EyekonicTeto on September 1, 2026

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My bias is Lara

Kat on September 1, 2026

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Eyekonicteto, do you love Katseye? Cuz I do

Kat on September 1, 2026

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Goodie!

Corndoug on September 1, 2026

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what's going on now?

my account is broken on September 2, 2026

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Idk imma potato

Cheken nuget on September 5, 2026

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And I spelled chicken nuggets wrong on purpose because of that meme with it always spelled wrong like Panik! Or drenc! (Drink)

Cheken nuget on September 5, 2026

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stonks

my account is broken on September 6, 2026

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Yay

Cheken nuget on September 7, 2026

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what

my account is broken on September 7, 2026

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S T O N K S

Billie cipher on September 9, 2026

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Stonks

kat on September 9, 2026

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more stonks

my account is broken on September 9, 2026

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Imma go to sleep and school tomorrow peace!

kat on September 9, 2026

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S T O N K S

Stan says on September 10, 2026

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STONKS

kat on September 10, 2026

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my final exam for english is today and i'm absolutely screwed, wish me luck!

my account is broken on September 10, 2026

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๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€

kat on September 10, 2026

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it went well! I did it good!

my account is broken on September 10, 2026

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couldn't done it without your help kat

my account is broken on September 10, 2026

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(:

kat on September 13, 2026

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:)

my account is broken on September 13, 2026

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good job!!!!! I hate tests/exams they're scary

altosax on September 14, 2026

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I know right and in school I have a test every year that counts for like 70 percent of my grade (ps this was before my break)

kat on September 14, 2026

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from inherently funny

kat on September 14, 2026

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ok

my account is broken on September 14, 2026

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