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How Many Heads Does a Man Swimming in the Arctic Ocean Have?

One.

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Added by porkmaster1818 on May 5, 2026 | You Like This |

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what thts weird

bruh on May 9, 2026

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what thts weird

bruh on May 14, 2026

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1, but it’s not alive

Bill cipher on June 26, 2026

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Boi cipher is a savage

Girl on June 26, 2026

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Twue

Kay on keyboard on July 25, 2026

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Well actually I come back to say 4, because it was dead for days, then mutated, then divers came and melted into its corpse, and lived to be 4 headed, but then 7 because the heads grew heads that survived in the water, it was alive now, then it ate several other people and was the reason for the titanic.

Bill Cipher on September 9, 2026

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