Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

51. What Do You Get when You Cross a Joke and a Rhetorical Question?

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52. Why Did the Man Run when the Door Started Speaking to Him?

Because doors aren't supposed to talk.

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53. What's Black, White, and Asian at the Same Time?

A panda.

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54. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?

Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.

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55. What Do a Cat and Mount Everest Have in Common?

Both are part of this joke.

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56. Last Christmas, I Gave You My Heart. And the Very Next Day...

...I died because no one can live without a heart. See also Holidays, Literal.

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57. What’s the Difference Between an Elephant and a Matter Baby?

What’s a Matter Baby?

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58. What Do You Call a Joke That Doesn't Have a Punchline?

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59. Why Did the Dog Go for a Walk?

He needed to pee. See also Dogs.

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