Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

51. I Threw a Boomerang a Few Years Ago…

Now I live in constant fear.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 17, 2022| 14 Comments | You Like This |

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52. A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

“You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains, “I’m a Talking Tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.” See also Magic, Puns, Trees.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 17, 2022| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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53. Someone Stole My Mood Ring

And I don’t know how I feel about that. See also Hippies, Jewelry.

Added by a Guest on January 14, 2022| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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54. Why Do Flamingos Stand on One Leg?

Because they lifted the other one, they’d fall over. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on December 30, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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55. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To escape the farm that has been killing his family for generations. See also Chickens, Dark.

Added by salmon on November 16, 2021| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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56. What do you call a snake with the head of a pigeon?

Successful. See also Birds, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on November 15, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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57. How Can You Share This Website Without Being Online?

1. Approach a human being.
2. Move your throat and mouth in the correct way that sound comes out and is eligible to be understood. Make sure you talk in the language that they understand.
3. Use that previous step to spout out encouraging words about this site.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 22, 2021| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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58. Imagine you're in an infinite room with no doors, no windows, and nowhere to go. How do you get out?

Stop imagining.

Added by flypie on August 30, 2021| 17 Comments | You Like This |

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59. What Do You Call a Dog on a Really Hot Day?

Inside. See also Dogs.

Added by flypie on August 30, 2021| 15 Comments | You Like This |

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60. She told me to come over because no one was home.

So I went over, and no one was home.

Added by a Guest on June 21, 2021| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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