Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

51. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?

Stolen. You should give it back—that’s not right. See also Cheese.

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52. What did the Swede say to the other Swede after seeing a wolf?

I don’t know, I don’t speak Swedish. Probably something like, “Look, a wolf.” See also Swedish.

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53. Why Can’t You Ever Find Pigs Hiding in Trees?

Because pigs can’t climb trees.

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54. What Do You Call an Old Calendar?

I don’t know. Sorry guys.

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55. What’s Worse than Getting Swallowed by a Black Hole?

Who knows? See also Space.

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56. What Do You Call a Male Ladybug?

A ladybug. See also Insects.

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57. Why is Six Afraid of Seven?

Because it is a bigger number.

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58. What Do You Call an Old Snowman?

Water.

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59. What Do You Call a Dog With One Ear?

Anything, the dog can still hear you. See also Dogs.

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60. What Do You Call an Invisible Moon?

A new moon. See also Astronomy.

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