Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

51. Did You Hear About the Kidnapping at School?

The kid eventually woke up. See also Schools.

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52. Why Did the Fisherman Become Friends with the Farmer?

They were both respectable people and shared similar interests.

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53. Why Can't You Talk to a Dog on the Phone?

They don't have phones. See also Dogs.

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54. A Man Had Three Sons Named Brick, Tree, and Lamp.

And they all got bullied for having stupid names.

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55. What Do You Call a Cross Between a Cat and a Fox?

A monstrosity. See also Cats.

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56. An Irishman Walked out of a Bar

See also Alcohol.

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58. Where Was the Constitution Signed?

At the bottom.

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59. What Do You Call a Tree Without a Coat

A tree. See also Trees.

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60. What Do Monkeys Eat for Breakfast?

Not cake.

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