Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

51. What Do You Call an Invisible Moon?

A new moon. See also Astronomy.

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52. And as many people have said, “Uhh, umm.”

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53. Jokes about communism are only funny if everyone gets them.

See also Communism.

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54. What Does My Dad and Nemo Have in Common?

They both can't be found. See also Dark, Fish.

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55. I Threw a Boomerang a Few Years Ago…

Now I live in constant fear.

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56. A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

“You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains, “I’m a Talking Tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.” See also Magic, Puns, Trees.

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57. Someone Stole My Mood Ring

And I don’t know how I feel about that. See also Hippies, Jewelry.

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58. Why Do Flamingos Stand on One Leg?

Because they lifted the other one, they’d fall over. See also Birds.

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59. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To escape the farm that has been killing his family for generations. See also Chickens, Dark.

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60. What do you call a snake with the head of a pigeon?

Successful. See also Birds, Snakes.

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