Funny Anti-Jokes

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51. What Do You Call a Llama Starting a Fire?

An arsonist. See also Fire, Llamas.

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52. What is Love?

Love means to be deeply committed and connected to someone or something.
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Baby don’t hurt me.

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53. What do you call your best friend?

With your cell phone. See also Friends.

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54. What brown and sticky?

Maple syrup.

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55. What do you call an ape with a cell phone?

A human.

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56. What do you call a one-pronged fork?

A knife. See also Cutlery.

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57. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To get to the store for more toilet paper. See also Bathroom, Birds, Farming.

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58. What Ended After 1914?

1915.

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59. What do you call a joke that’s not funny?

A sentence.

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60. What Do You Call a Cat with Two Heads?

Dead and in a museum. See also Cats.

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