Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

51. What’s the Difference Between an Elephant and a Matter Baby?

What’s a Matter Baby?

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52. What Do You Call a Joke That Doesn't Have a Punchline?

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53. Why Did the Dog Go for a Walk?

He needed to pee. See also Dogs.

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55. Why Did the Neurosurgeon Catch the Train?

He didn't want to walk to work. See also Doctors.

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56. Yo Mama's So Old

She might die soon.

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57. Did You Hear About the Kidnapping at School?

The kid eventually woke up. See also Schools.

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58. Why Did the Fisherman Become Friends with the Farmer?

They were both respectable people and shared similar interests.

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59. Why Can't You Talk to a Dog on the Phone?

They don't have phones. See also Dogs.

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60. A Man Had Three Sons Named Brick, Tree, and Lamp.

And they all got bullied for having stupid names.

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