Funny Anti-Jokes
Funny Anti-Jokes
21. What Begins with “F” and Ends with “uck.”
Incorrect. What begins with “W” and ends with “hat.” See also Profanity.
Funny Anti-Jokes
22. A Wendigo Walks into a Bar
You are sat at the bar.
“Woah, is that a wendigo?” you ask, incredulous.
Turns out its not a wendigo but your friend, Steve.
Ah, Steve.
Funny Anti-Jokes
23. Why Are Fire Trucks Red?
Maybe fire trucks are like herrings, which are fish that are naturally silver, but when smoked, turn red. They also become so pungent that their scent can throw dogs off a trail. Which is why “a red herring” is something that misleads you or distracts you from the relevant question.
Funny Anti-Jokes
24. A Child Became Determined to Burn His Home Down…
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across his wife and stated, “That’s arson.” See also Fire, Puns.
Funny Anti-Jokes
25. How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. We are efficient and humorless. See also German.
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Funny Anti-Jokes
26. What Do You Call a Dog on a Skateboard, Eating Pizza, Telling You to “Hop On?”
Talented, and also really cool. See also Dogs.