Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

21. What Has Four Letters, Sometimes Has Nine Letters, but Never Has Five.

True fact.

Added by MrRicky on September 10, 2019| 33 Comments | You Like This |

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22. Did You Know That a Dog Can Jump Higher than a House?

It's due to the dog's powerful hind legs and the fact that houses can't jump. See also Dogs.

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23. What's Blue and White and Sits in a Tree?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket.

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24. What Do You Call a Cow Without Any Legs?

Sad. See also Farming.

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25. What Does a Tree and a Dog Have in Common?

Bark. See also Dogs, Trees.

Added by a Guest on June 13, 2019| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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26. What Did One Frenchman Say to the Other?

I have no idea, I don't speak French. See also French.

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27. What Do You Call a Joke That Isn't Funny?

A sentence.

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28. What's the difference between a parking lot and an aquarium?

One is a place for cars to park and one is a place to see fish.

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29. The Past, Present, and Future Walk into a Bar

It was tense. See also Grammar.

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30. People Say Congrats Because They Can't Spell Conrajuationz

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2019| 17 Comments | You Like This |

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