Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

21. Imagine you're in an infinite room with no doors, no windows, and nowhere to go. How do you get out?

Stop imagining.

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22. She told me to come over because no one was home.

So I went over, and no one was home.

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23. An anti-vaxxer, a flat-earther, and a conspiracy theorist walk into a bar.

Then she orders a drink.

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24. Why Were the Two Lawyers Arguing?

It’s their job. See also Lawyers.

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25. What Do You Call a Rock That Cooks?

Dwayne Johnson. See also Celebrities.

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26. What does a dog say on New Years Eve?

Woof. See also Dogs, Holidays.

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27. What’s Wet and Can Fly?

A wet bird. See also Birds, Water.

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28. How Can You Tell if Someone’s Run a Marathon?

They’ll tell you.

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29. I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.”

So we stopped playing chess. See also Chess, Games.

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30. What do you call a cat stuck in a tree?

Any suggestions? It seems a common enough occurrence to have a name for it at this point. See also Cats, Trees.

Added by SoggyIceCreamSock on April 8, 2021| 26 Comments | You Like This |

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