Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

61. What Do You Call a Kangaroo in the North Pole?

Lost.

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62. Knock Knock

Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.” See also Grammar.

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63. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?

Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it.

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64. You Know What Makes Me Sad?

A lack of serotonin.

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65. Think of a Number Between 0 and 20.

Add 32.
Multiply it by 2.
Subtract 1.
Close your eyes.
Dark, isn't it?
See also Math, Pranks.

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66. What Do You Call a Hippo with No Head, Eyes, Body or Legs?

A hippo tail. Nothing else is left.

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67. Here's One for You: 1

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68. What Do You Call a Pregnant Woman When Her Child is Born?

A mother. See also Parents.

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69. What Do You Call a Three Humped Camel?

Pregnant.

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70. What Do You Call a Basket with No Bottom?

Useless.

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