Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

61. And so I said “That’s not a camel, that’s my wife!”

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62. What Do You Call a Small Frying Pan?

A teaspoon. See also Kitchen.

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63. What can’t go down a chimney, but can go up a chimney?

Santa Claus. Ever notice how he always struggles to get down the chimney, but when it’s time to leave, whoosh, he’s back on the roof? See also Christmas.

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64. Two Fish Were in a Tank…

And one said to the other, “How do you drive this thing?” See also Fish, Pets.

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65. What do you call a robot that drinks water?

Rusty. See also Sad.

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66. What Do You Call a Duck That Can't Swim?

A failure. See also Birds.

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67. Why Didn't the Ghost Go to the Dance Party?

Because he was shy and didn't want to interfere with people's lives.

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68. What Do You Call a Kangaroo in the North Pole?

Lost.

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69. Knock Knock

Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.” See also Grammar.

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70. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?

Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it.

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