Funny Anti-Jokes
Funny Anti-Jokes
101. It's Not Easy Being a Self-made Man
For starters, you need both an Oedipus complex and a time machine.
Funny Anti-Jokes
102. What Do You Call a Sad Vegetarian?
Sad. Did you expect me to make a joke? No, he is sad. See also Vegetarian.
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Funny Anti-Jokes
106. Why Do Elephants Wear Blue Tennis Shoes?
The white ones get dirty too fast. See also Shoes.
Funny Anti-Jokes
107. Two Fish Are in a Tank
One turns to the other and asks, “How do you drive this thing?” Then the fish die due to lack of water. See also Fish.
Funny Anti-Jokes
108. What Do You Call a Fly with No Wings?
Still a fly—the irony is unfortunate. See also Insects.
Funny Anti-Jokes
109. My Three Favorite Things in Life Are the Oxford Comma, Irony, and Missed Opportunities
This one took me a sec when I first heard it, but think about it.
Funny Anti-Jokes
110. What Did Darth Vader Say to Anakin?
Nothing. Darth Vader doesn't speak to himself. See also Star Wars.