Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

101. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?

Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it.

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102. You Know What Makes Me Sad?

A lack of serotonin.

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103. Think of a Number Between 0 and 20.

Add 32.
Multiply it by 2.
Subtract 1.
Close your eyes.
Dark, isn't it?
See also Math, Pranks.

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104. What Do You Call a Hippo with No Head, Eyes, Body or Legs?

A hippo tail. Nothing else is left.

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105. Here's One for You: 1

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106. What Do You Call a Pregnant Woman When Her Child is Born?

A mother. See also Parents.

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107. What Do You Call a Three Humped Camel?

Pregnant.

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108. What Do You Call a Basket with No Bottom?

Useless.

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109. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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110. It's Not Easy Being a Self-made Man

For starters, you need both an Oedipus complex and a time machine.

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