Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

101. What do you call a robot that drinks water?

Rusty. See also Sad.

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102. Why Didn't the Ghost Go to the Dance Party?

Because he was shy and didn't want to interfere with people's lives.

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103. What Do You Call a Duck That Can't Swim?

A failure. See also Birds.

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104. What Do You Call a Kangaroo in the North Pole?

Lost.

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105. Knock Knock

Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.” See also Grammar.

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106. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?

Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it.

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107. You Know What Makes Me Sad?

A lack of serotonin.

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108. Think of a Number Between 0 and 20.

Add 32.
Multiply it by 2.
Subtract 1.
Close your eyes.
Dark, isn't it?
See also Math, Pranks.

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109. What Do You Call a Hippo with No Head, Eyes, Body or Legs?

A hippo tail. Nothing else is left.

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110. Here's One for You: 1

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