Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

101. What Do You Call a Ordinary Person?

Nothing, they will be forgotten in 30 years.

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102. Wanna Hear Something That Will Make You Smile?

Your facial muscles.

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103. What's the Difference Between a Millennial and a Baby Boomer?

Their age.

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104. What Do You Call a Baby with a Tiger?

Bad parenting.

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105. What Did the Worm Say to the Snail?

Nothing, neither worms nor snails can talk.

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106. An Owl and a Squirrel Are Sitting in a Tree, Watching a Farmer Go Around

The owl looks over to the squirrel and says nothing. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

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107. What Do You Call Nachos Without Cheese?

Tortilla chips See also Snacks.

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108. What's the Difference Between Glue, Tuna, and a Piano?

Glue is a school supply.
Tuna is an animal.
Pianos are instruments.
Lots of differences.

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109. What Do You Call a Blonde with a Broken Leg?

An ambulance.

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110. What Do You Call Someone Who Can Find the Square Root of 326,769?

Good at math. See also Math.

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