Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

101. What Do You Call a Pregnant Woman When Her Child is Born?

A mother. See also Parents.

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102. What Do You Call a Three Humped Camel?

Pregnant.

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103. What Do You Call a Basket with No Bottom?

Useless.

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104. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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105. It's Not Easy Being a Self-made Man

For starters, you need both an Oedipus complex and a time machine.

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106. What Do You Call a Sad Vegetarian?

Sad. Did you expect me to make a joke? No, he is sad. See also Vegetarian.

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107. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

A Fsh. See also Fish.

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108. What Do You Call a Bakery That Pregnant Women Go To?

A bakery.

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109. What Do You Call Milk That is Infested with Bacteria?

Yogurt. See also Dairy.

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110. Why Do Elephants Wear Blue Tennis Shoes?

The white ones get dirty too fast. See also Shoes.

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