Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

101. It's Not Easy Being a Self-made Man

For starters, you need both an Oedipus complex and a time machine.

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102. What Do You Call a Sad Vegetarian?

Sad. Did you expect me to make a joke? No, he is sad. See also Vegetarian.

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103. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

A Fsh. See also Fish.

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104. What Do You Call a Bakery That Pregnant Women Go To?

A bakery.

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105. What Do You Call Milk That is Infested with Bacteria?

Yogurt. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on January 28, 2020| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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106. Why Do Elephants Wear Blue Tennis Shoes?

The white ones get dirty too fast. See also Shoes.

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107. Two Fish Are in a Tank

One turns to the other and asks, “How do you drive this thing?” Then the fish die due to lack of water. See also Fish.

Added by Anonymoose on December 19, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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108. What Do You Call a Fly with No Wings?

Still a fly—the irony is unfortunate. See also Insects.

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109. My Three Favorite Things in Life Are the Oxford Comma, Irony, and Missed Opportunities

This one took me a sec when I first heard it, but think about it.

Added by liyana on December 5, 2019| 25 Comments | You Like This |

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110. What Did Darth Vader Say to Anakin?

Nothing. Darth Vader doesn't speak to himself. See also Star Wars.

Added by a Guest on November 14, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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