Funny Anti-Jokes
Funny Anti-Jokes
101. What Do You Call a Ordinary Person?
Nothing, they will be forgotten in 30 years.
Funny Anti-Jokes
105. What Did the Worm Say to the Snail?
Nothing, neither worms nor snails can talk.
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Funny Anti-Jokes
106. An Owl and a Squirrel Are Sitting in a Tree, Watching a Farmer Go Around
The owl looks over to the squirrel and says nothing. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.
Funny Anti-Jokes
108. What's the Difference Between Glue, Tuna, and a Piano?
Glue is a school supply.
Tuna is an animal.
Pianos are instruments.
Lots of differences.
Funny Anti-Jokes
110. What Do You Call Someone Who Can Find the Square Root of 326,769?
Good at math. See also Math.