Funny Anti-Jokes
Funny Anti-Jokes
152. Why Did the Man Run when the Door Started Speaking to Him?
Because doors aren't supposed to talk.
Funny Anti-Jokes
153. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?
Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.
Funny Anti-Jokes
155. Last Christmas, I Gave You My Heart. And the Very Next Day...
...I died because no one can live without a heart. See also Holidays, Literal.
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Funny Anti-Jokes
156. What Do You Call a Joke That Doesn't Have a Punchline?
Funny Anti-Jokes
157. What’s the Difference Between an Elephant and a Matter Baby?
What’s a Matter Baby?
Funny Anti-Jokes
159. I Was Wondering Why That Frisbee Was Getting Bigger, and then It Hit Me.
Funny Anti-Jokes
160. Why Did the Neurosurgeon Catch the Train?
He didn't want to walk to work. See also Doctors.