Funny Anti-Jokes
Funny Anti-Jokes
151. Why Can't You Talk to a Dog on the Phone?
They don't have phones. See also Dogs.
Funny Anti-Jokes
152. A Man Had Three Sons Named Brick, Tree, and Lamp.
And they all got bullied for having stupid names.
Funny Anti-Jokes
153. What Do You Call a Cross Between a Cat and a Fox?
A monstrosity. See also Cats.
Funny Anti-Jokes
154. What Do You Get when You Cross a Knock-knock Joke with a Rhetorical Question?
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny anti-joke?
Funny Anti-Jokes
158. Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken Pencil Who?
Never mind, it's pointless. See also Puns.
Funny Anti-Jokes
160. How Did the Farmer Fix His Jeans?
He didn't. He just bought new ones. See also Farming.