Funny Anti-Jokes
Funny Anti-Jokes
151. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?
Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.
Funny Anti-Jokes
153. Last Christmas, I Gave You My Heart. And the Very Next Day...
...I died because no one can live without a heart. See also Holidays, Literal.
Funny Anti-Jokes
154. What Do You Call a Joke That Doesn't Have a Punchline?
Funny Anti-Jokes
155. What’s the Difference Between an Elephant and a Matter Baby?
What’s a Matter Baby?
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Funny Anti-Jokes
157. I Was Wondering Why That Frisbee Was Getting Bigger, and then It Hit Me.
Funny Anti-Jokes
158. Why Did the Neurosurgeon Catch the Train?
He didn't want to walk to work. See also Doctors.
Funny Anti-Jokes
160. Did You Hear About the Kidnapping at School?
The kid eventually woke up. See also Schools.