Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

151. What Do You Call a Pencil Sharpener That Can't Sharpen Pencils?

Broken.

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152. I Got a New Boomerang Recently, but I'm Having Trouble Throwing Away My Old One

Added by BleededEyesight on November 6, 2018| 8 Comments | 124 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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153. A Roman Walks into a Bar and Holds Up Two Fingers

He says, "I'll take five beers, please."

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154. What Do You Get when You Mix Things That Shouldn't be Mixed?

A pug. See also Dogs.

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155. I've Got 99 Problems and I'm Seeing a Therapist About Them

See also Doctors.

Added by jerryfromsubway on August 29, 2018| 11 Comments | 79 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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156. What Do You Get when You Cross a Madwoman and a Gardener?

A child.

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157. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

Blind. See also Fish.

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158. What Do You Call a Guy Wearing High-heels?

By his name.

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159. What Do You Call a Man with a Knife in His Back?

An ambulance.

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160. Knock Knock, Who's There? John. John Who?

It's just John.

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