Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

151. Why Can't You Talk to a Dog on the Phone?

They don't have phones. See also Dogs.

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152. A Man Had Three Sons Named Brick, Tree, and Lamp.

And they all got bullied for having stupid names.

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153. What Do You Call a Cross Between a Cat and a Fox?

A monstrosity. See also Cats.

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154. What Do You Get when You Cross a Knock-knock Joke with a Rhetorical Question?

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155. Where Was the Constitution Signed?

At the bottom.

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156. What Do You Call a Tree Without a Coat

A tree. See also Trees.

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157. What Do Monkeys Eat for Breakfast?

Not cake.

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158. Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken Pencil Who?

Never mind, it's pointless. See also Puns.

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159. What is a Word That Starts with W.

Correct. See also Grammar.

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160. How Did the Farmer Fix His Jeans?

He didn't. He just bought new ones. See also Farming.

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