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Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?

I don't know, I think you should probably ask him.


Added by a Guest on February 9, 2018 | You Like This |


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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the idiot's house.Me: *Knock Knock* You: Who's there? Me: The chicken

AnonyMouse on February 18, 2018

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I don't speak whale.

Wiccaman on August 9, 2018

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why don't u ask?

... on October 24, 2018

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Now, didn't you see how that worked out in "Finding Nemo?" Not well.

??? on September 3, 2019

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*Ahem* Excuse me, i meant not whale.

??? on September 3, 2019


a great idea for an adventure

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