Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

131. What Do You Call a Man with a Phone?

Normal.

Added by a Guest on February 26, 2018| 4 Comments | 64 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

132. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

A Fsh. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on February 21, 2018| 8 Comments | 55 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

133. What's the Difference Between Tuna, a Piano, and Glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

(If your wondering about the glue, don't worry, a lot of people get stuck on that.) See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on February 13, 2018| 15 Comments | 162 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

134. Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?

I don't know, I think you should probably ask him.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2018| 6 Comments | 49 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

135. Where Did the Seagull Leave His Toothbrush?

On the bathroom counter. See also Bathroom, Birds.

Added by a Guest on January 30, 2018| 5 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

136. Why Did the Cat Cross the Road?

Because of it wanted to eat the chicken.

Added by a Guest on January 13, 2018| 5 Comments | 60 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

137. What Do You Call a Person Who Has No Friends?

Lonely.

Added by namjoonstummymole on January 9, 2018| 12 Comments | 88 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

138. What is Red and Farts?

Any person wearing red. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on January 4, 2018| 7 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

139. What is the Hardest Thing on Earth?

Paper wrist bands.

Added by a Guest on December 30, 2017| 14 Comments | 93 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

140. What Do You Get when You Cross a Joke and a Rhetorical Question?

Added by a Guest on December 26, 2017| 58 Comments | 256 people like this You Like This | Unlike