Funny Anti-Jokes
Funny Anti-Jokes
181. What’s the Different Between a Cat and a Comma?
A cat is a carnivorous mammal, long domesticated as a pet and known for catching rats and mice. A comma is a punctuation mark, used especially as a mark of separation within a sentence. See also Cats.
Funny Anti-Jokes
184. Why Did the Caterpillar Cross the Road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot. See also Birds.
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185. What Did the T-Rex Say to the Caveman?
Nothing. It just roared at him and ate him. And then it got back into its time machine and went back to the Cretaceous Period, at least a million years before cavemen existed. See also Dinosaurs.
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189. If a Duck Didn't Quack What Noise Would It Make?
It would be silent. See also Birds.
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190. What Do You Call a Strawberry That Isn't a Berry?
A strawberry. See also Fruits.