Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

221. What's More Dangerous than Running with Scissors?

Falling on them.

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222. What Are the Similarities Between a Cigarette and a Hamster?

They are both perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire. See also Rodents.

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223. What is Red and is Bad for Your Teeth?

A brick.

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224. I Was Born at an Incredibly Young Age

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225. Why Did the Tooth Fairy Not Take the Tooth?

Because she doesn't exist.

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226. Friends Are Like Wings...

I don't have them.

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227. Why Didn't the Astronaut Cross the Road?

He wasn't on the planet. See also Astronauts, Space.

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228. Yo Mama So Short She's Under Four Feet Tall

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229. Did You Hear About the Pony Who Lost Both Left Hooves?

It's really hard for him to walk now.

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230. Take Your Age and Add Five

That's how old you'll be in five years.

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