Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

271. What is Heavier, 200 Pounds of Bricks or 200 Pounds of Feathers?

Feathers. Two hundred pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds. See also Birds.

Added by TheManTheMythTheLegend on April 29, 2016| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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272. Why Isn't Helen Keller a Good Driver?

Because she's dead.

Added by TheManTheMythTheLegend on April 25, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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273. What Do a Banana and a Helicopter Have in Common?

Neither of them is a police officer.

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274. What's Luke Skywalker's Faster Brother's Name?

Greg Skywalker.

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275. What Did Woody Say to Buzz Lightyear?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

Added by TheManTheMythTheLegend on April 18, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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276. What Did One Japanese Man Say to Another?

I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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277. Why Was Bob Sad?

Because he lost all his money.

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278. The Last Thing My Father Said Before Kicking the Bucket

"I wonder how far this bucket will go when I kick it?"

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279. Why Can't the Blonde Call His Friends?

Because his parents say he's to young to have a phone.

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280. How Do You Get a Nun Pregnant?

Same way as anyone else.

Added by a Guest on February 15, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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