Funny Anti-Jokes
Funny Anti-Jokes
271. Why Did the Firman Wear Red Suspenders?
To keep his pants up. The original anti-joke.
Funny Anti-Jokes
274. Why Can't Tyrannosaurus Rexes Clap?
Because they're extinct. See also Dinosaurs.
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276. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl Go Pee?
Because they're all extinct. See also Dinosaurs.
Funny Anti-Jokes
277. What Happened when the Horse Walked into the Bar?
Seeing the danger in the situation, several people got up. See also Horses.
Funny Anti-Jokes
278. What Happens when You Cross and Elephant with a Poodle?
Nothing. They can't breed.