Funny Anti-Jokes

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271. How Do You Confuse an Idiot?

With a difficult mental task.

Added by Johnald on April 30, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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272. What is Heavier, 200 Pounds of Bricks or 200 Pounds of Feathers?

Feathers. Two hundred pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds. See also Birds.

Added by TheManTheMythTheLegend on April 29, 2016| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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273. Why Isn't Helen Keller a Good Driver?

Because she's dead.

Added by TheManTheMythTheLegend on April 25, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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274. What Do a Banana and a Helicopter Have in Common?

Neither of them is a police officer.

Added by TheManTheMythTheLegend on April 25, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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275. What's Luke Skywalker's Faster Brother's Name?

Greg Skywalker.

Added by a Guest on April 21, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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276. What Did Woody Say to Buzz Lightyear?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

Added by TheManTheMythTheLegend on April 18, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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277. What Did One Japanese Man Say to Another?

I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Added by a Guest on March 29, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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278. Why Was Bob Sad?

Because he lost all his money.

Added by XRIP on March 22, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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279. The Last Thing My Father Said Before Kicking the Bucket

"I wonder how far this bucket will go when I kick it?"

Added by TurtleGirlGamer on March 4, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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280. Why Can't the Blonde Call His Friends?

Because his parents say he's to young to have a phone.

Added by a Guest on February 24, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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