Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

231. Why Can't Dinosaurs Clap?

Because they are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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232. You're Momma's So Fat That They're Extremely Concerned About Her Health

See also Obesity.

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233. What Do You Call a Pimp Dinosaur?

Nothing. They are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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234. Why Didn't the Dog Go to the School Dance?

Because it was a pet-free school. See also Dogs, Schools.

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235. Why Couldn't Jane Swing on the Swing Set?

Her mom said no.

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236. What Does Not Have Arms?

Everything without arms. See also Body.

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237. The "No Soap Radio" Joke

An elephant and hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, "Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio." I'll let Wikipedia take it from here.

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238. Why Does a Fish Have Scales?

Because they are born with them. See also Fish.

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239. What Ended After 1987?

1986. See also Years.

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240. What Do Sleeping Beauty and Snow White Have in Common?

They both were in comas. See also Fairytales.

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