Funny Anti-Jokes

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281. Did You Hear the One About the Cheese That Wrote Poetry?

Neither did I.

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282. Why Do Kangaroos Jump?

Because that's how they evolved.

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283. What Do You Call a Blind Cow?

A blind cow.

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284. How Do You Confuse an Idiot?

With a difficult mental task.

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285. What is Heavier, 200 Pounds of Bricks or 200 Pounds of Feathers?

Feathers. Two hundred pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds. See also Birds.

Added by TheManTheMythTheLegend on April 29, 2016| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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286. Why Isn't Helen Keller a Good Driver?

Because she's dead.

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287. What Do a Banana and a Helicopter Have in Common?

Neither of them is a police officer.

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288. What's Luke Skywalker's Faster Brother's Name?

Greg Skywalker.

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289. What Did Woody Say to Buzz Lightyear?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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290. What Did One Japanese Man Say to Another?

I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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