Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

291. The Last Thing My Father Said Before Kicking the Bucket

"I wonder how far this bucket will go when I kick it?"

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292. Why Can't the Blonde Call His Friends?

Because his parents say he's to young to have a phone.

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293. How Do You Get a Nun Pregnant?

Same way as anyone else.

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294. An Owl and a Squirrel Sit in a Tree Watching a Farmer Go By

The owl says nothing because it can not talk.The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

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295. What Did the Lawyer Say to the Other Lawyer?

We're both lawyers. See also Lawyers.

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296. Why Did the Dinosaur Say Hi to the Little Girl?

Because he was being polite. See also Dinosaurs, Etiquette.

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297. What Do You Call the Person That Graduated at the Bottom of Their Class in Medical School?

Doctor.

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298. How Do You Call a Russian Baker?

By his or her name. See also Russian.

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299. Yo Momma's So Fat, She Shops in the Plus-size Department

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300. What Do You Call a Dog with No Legs?

Nothing. It won't come when you call it. See also Dogs.

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