Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

291. What Do You Call a Dog with No Legs?

Nothing. It won't come when you call it. See also Dogs.

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292. What Did Batman Say to Robin Before They Got in the Batmobile?

Get in the car.

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293. Why Did the Firman Wear Red Suspenders?

To keep his pants up. The original anti-joke.

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294. What Did the Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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295. What Has a Head and Tail but No Legs or Feet?

A snake, stupid.

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296. Why Can't Tyrannosaurus Rexes Clap?

Because they're extinct. See also Dinosaurs.

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297. What's Red and Smells Like Blue Paint?

Red paint.

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298. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl Go Pee?

Because they're all extinct. See also Dinosaurs.

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299. What Happened when the Horse Walked into the Bar?

Seeing the danger in the situation, several people got up. See also Horses.

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300. What Happens when You Cross and Elephant with a Poodle?

Nothing. They can't breed.

Added by DonaldTrump on November 6, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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