Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

251. Why Does It Suck to be a Penguin?

You have to live in a cold place. See also Birds.

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252. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Ball?

Because he was fat and ugly and no one liked him. See also Halloween.

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253. What's the Difference Between Donald Trump and Apples?

Everything. See also Fruit, Politics.

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254. Why was the Blond Woman So Loud?

She was shouting.

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255. Why Did Ronald McDonald's Wife Leave Him

The marriage was bad. See also Clowns, Marriage.

Added by PYRo358 on October 10, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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256. Why Did the Man Dress Up as a Clown?

To scare kids.

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257. What Has Wheels and Flys?

A garbage truck with wings.

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258. How Did the Skeleton Know It Was Going to Rain?

He read the weather forcast.

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259. What Did the Cow Say When Its Tail Caught on Fire?

Moo! See also Farming.

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260. What Do You Call a Man with a Shovel in His Head?

An ambulance.

Added by a Guest on September 3, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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