Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

251. What Has Wheels and Flys?

A garbage truck with wings.

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252. How Did the Skeleton Know It Was Going to Rain?

He read the weather forcast.

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253. What Did the Cow Say When Its Tail Caught on Fire?

Moo! See also Farming.

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254. What Do You Call a Man with a Shovel in His Head?

An ambulance.

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255. Why Didn't the Mouse Fit Through the Hole?

He was riding a tractor.

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256. Can You Jump Higher than a Mountain?

Everyone can jump higher than a mountain. Mountains can't jump.

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257. What Happens when a Witch Meets an Wizard?

Nothing. Neither exists. See also Magic.

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258. Why Can't You See Elephants Hiding in Trees?

Because they're really good at it. See also Elephants.

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259. What is Green, Red, Blue, Yellow, Purple and Orange?

Colours.

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260. How Many Mathematicians Does It Take to Fix a Light Bulb?

Someone's occupation has little to no bearing on their ability to accomplish simple tasks such as fixing a light bulb. This ability is more dependent on the life-experience of the particular individual, and a straightforward answer cannot be categorically determined for such a wide range of diverse individuals. See also Math.

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