Funny Anti-Jokes

Why Didn't Santa Drink the Milk and Eat the Cookies You Left for Him?

Because he doesn't exist. See also Christmas, Holidays.

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Added by a Guest on November 27, 2016 | You Like This |

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horses aren't my whole life...They make my life whole.

claire on December 1, 2016

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He does exist!! I BELIVE

Ayaky on December 2, 2016

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He does not exist lol

Potato on December 2, 2016

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BELIEVE IF YOU JUST BELIEVE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!! :)))) :´)

potato on December 2, 2016

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You just crushed every kids dreams.

APOTATO on December 3, 2016

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wait is he real or nah

hi on December 5, 2016

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*says it like the queen of hearts from alice in wonderland* LIAAAR!LIAAARRR!! LIAARR

me on December 5, 2016

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what a savage

yo on December 6, 2016

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^^^^^^^^^^^

looser on December 10, 2016

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but ur mom does

bitch on December 10, 2016

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Ask ure mom if he is real and she will say no !

Me on December 15, 2016

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How about a steak and a coffee?

Aceplante on January 3, 2017

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Santa is real, like the tooth fairy, Easter bunny, Jack Frost, and the sandman.

BELIEVER on May 15, 2017

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Lol you rule the internet

ThatCoolGal on July 27, 2017

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good job ruining kids lives...

meh on June 19, 2018

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I BELIEVE! HE IS REAL! CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

DaPotato on November 30, 2018

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