Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

211. Why Didn't the Astronaut Cross the Road?

He wasn't on the planet. See also Astronauts, Space.

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212. Yo Mama So Short She's Under Four Feet Tall

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213. Did You Hear About the Pony Who Lost Both Left Hooves?

It's really hard for him to walk now.

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214. Take Your Age and Add Five

That's how old you'll be in five years.

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215. Why Can't Dinosaurs Clap?

Because they are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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216. You're Momma's So Fat That They're Extremely Concerned About Her Health

See also Obesity.

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217. What Do You Call a Pimp Dinosaur?

Nothing. They are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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218. Why Didn't the Dog Go to the School Dance?

Because it was a pet-free school. See also Dogs, Schools.

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219. Why Couldn't Jane Swing on the Swing Set?

Her mom said no.

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220. What Does Not Have Arms?

Everything without arms. See also Body.

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