Funny Anti-Jokes
Funny Anti-Jokes
211. What's the Difference Between an Apple and an Orange?
They're different fruits. See also Fruits.
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212. What is Green, Has Six Legs, and Would Kill You if It Fell out of a Tree?
A pool table.
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213. Why Can't Donald Trump Draw a Perfect Circle?
Because it is impossible for a human to draw a perfect circle. See also Politics, Presidents.
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214. What Do You Call a Giraffe with a Short Neck?
A giraffe. What else would you call it?
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216. What Did the Tyrannosaurus Rex Say to the Stegosaurus?
Nothing, they lived in different time periods. See also Dinosaurs.
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218. What Are the Similarities Between a Cigarette and a Hamster?
They are both perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire. See also Rodents.